'm not a crook!

Only bad thing about selling stuff is you get these guys from the middle east (most of the time) trying to scam you. Their deal is that they will send you a check for the item and send extra money for a shipping company. They ask you to cash the check and take your money plus a handling fee and then Western Union the rest to an address here in the states. The check is fake and if you try to cash it you may go to jail.
I mess with these guys all the time. At one time I had 3 checks hanging on the wall When I told the guy that I scammed him he had balls enough to tell me I did good work and wanted me to work for him. LOL What a goof. WHY DO I DO IT?? I figure if they are spending money printing these fake check and over nighting them to me, it is keeping some poor sapping window from trying to make a buck not knowing that she may end up in jail. If they do cash a check and you walk out with 9K they will figure it out and you will have to pay it back.
So I started selling some stuff again and here comes the scams. I figured I'd have a little fun with these guys so I went to work. How do you like my new name on my first check??
YOU MAY HAVE TO SAY IT OUT LOUD TO GET IT.